Twi-rap.

I'm sure he's going to kill me for this or something damn near close, but I had to post this. Ben wrote a silly Twilight themed rap and it cracks me up!

I ain't got no chain on mah neck
Ed's ICE COLD
I'm made of diamonds bitch
TRUTH BE TOLD

Cuz I'm a Vampire bitch
V to the Ampire
And Forks be
My mutha-fuckin EMPIRE

Bella be trippin'
in her broke ass truck
Get yo ass in the Guardian, bitch
What the FUCK!?

I do the Harlem Shake
and make mountains crumble
then I b-boy that shit
and make Atlas FUMBLE